Barbie has PMS!

Barbie has PMS!

Yes, Barbie has her own shade of pink. It’s PMS219, a special pink shade in the Pantone Matching System to which Mattel, Inc. owns the rights.

Mattel is totally overhauling the Barbie brand in time for her fiftieth birthday in 2009. So it is consolidating the 15 pinks dispersed through the Barbie universe into this single hue.

Despite Barbie’s age, she is new to PMS. While her proportionally mammoth knockers continue to defy gravity, below the waist she is still no more sexually functional than poor Ken.

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2 responses to “Barbie has PMS!

  1. OMG Diana, this cracked me up! Thanks for the laugh…

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